Saturday, 22 March 2014

Art gallery poses




One afternoon, my friends and I visited the art museum.
My adorable Russian friend was an insistent photographer. She took many snaps of me before we had even entered the building!












I rather like this snap of A. The purple centaur is in a glass room. It is possible to see the buildings on the other side. A. was tall and modelesque. She was a natural in front of the camera.






This particular artist lived in Nice in order to help with her depression. Good idea! Her name is Nikki .....( someone).





We had so much fun coming up with creative poses. The security guard followed us around, just in case we were going to do something naughty, like touch the exhibits.






I loved the 2 hour gallery viewing with someone to talk to. We discussed our reactions, interpretations and opinions. It was so cool. So much better than staring at the pieces of art on my own. In fact, I enjoyed it so much, I went back another time. But it wasn't half as enjoyable as it was with the "girls".

When we surfaced into the great outdoors, it was pouring with rain. So we skipped through the puddles and ducked amongst the fat raindrops and landed in a café. It was great to bond, share life stories over a couple of glasses of wine. 











Crazy Carnival floats




It was so exciting to be in Nice, when so many interesting events were to be held. This picture seems to be an impossibly illegible billboard. Darn! I was too far away!



This snap shows a promotional poster of the carnival. Notice the french spelling of the word, carnaval. The theme this year is gastronomic delights. Well whatd'yaknow, the carnival has a FOOD theme!  How ........    ..........    ....... FRENCH!






This snap of the town centre where the carnival is held, shows an immense, colourful banner that depicts aspects of the carnival's theme. There were enormous screens that showed closeups of people in the crowd, closeups of people on the floats and really enabled everyone to get a good view. I guess it's a bit like the screens at a sports match.




The solitary soul standing in the town square contrasts with the mayhem and noise when the carnival was in full swing. The tiered seating structures cost $50 for a seat!





One afternoon, after a full day at school, I saw the tail end of a parade. The floats were slowly making their way to their storage area. I was able to take some snaps close up.





These people were coated in flour and water. I wonder what they had been up to?





This gingerbread was somewhat deflated. He obviously used air to be erect.




These characters meant nothing to me. I'm sure they must have something to do with a film or TV programme for kids.





This large character was slumped over as well. Looks like he needs to be erect.



 You can see that some of the floats were huge; about two to three stories high.




The carnival played havoc with the traffic.






















Friday, 21 March 2014

Inky pinky parlez-vous

I took a snap of this advertisement. I loved the idea of going to a live show. The fact  that it would be comedy would be a bonus. I put it to my friends. At first we all thought it was a good idea. But then we pulled out. The thought of spending a lot of money on a show that was almost impossible to understand with "in" jokes and rapid-fire delivery turned us off. In the end, I was ever so grateful. The end of my séjour was marred with a most outrageously disgusting dose of sickness. 

This little honey flirted with my camera.


Whilst witnessing the sensational sunset from the comfort of Mc Donald's, I hummed "La Vie en Rose" to myself.  

Mc Donald's is located in one of the most sought after pieces of real estate in the world. It is situated at the central waterfront at the intersection of two main roads. When McDonald's purchased the sight and demolished the existing building, it was not received well by the Nice residents. (Understandably.)

Arty pose. This exhibit in the art museum begged to be photographed.



My friend and I bought roomy bags to fit all our "stuff" in. She chose cerise pink. I chose butter red.

The display of flowers at the market defies descriptive words that capture their rich colours.

Sexy in the most adorable flaunting of eccentric flamboyance.




Quirky sights





The purpose of my visit to Nice was to attend a 2 week intensive language course.
The name of the language school is Alpha.b.
It was centrally located, in an old building that resembled a parisian apartment block.
How ironic that the name of the street where it is situated is: "Rue d'Angleterre," England Road.



I took a photo of its location, in order to help me find it on my first day at school. The walk around the waterfront was magnificent, as Nice boasts sunshine and warmth. The beautiful sights on the way made my pulse race.


As you can see, the colour of the sea is divine.



And, the iconic image of the waterfront is something that I NEVER EVER want to forget. Please note the distant snow-capped mountains, the post-card-perfect colour of the sky and the distinctive architecture.




I managed to arrive in time for the beginning of class. I subsequently found out how to follow a shortcut. It was ALWAYS a pleasure to discover new roads, shops and quirky sights.


This was the first time that I had ever seen these little adorable cars hooked up with its feeding tube.

I wonder if this is already happening in Auckland city?
Oh yeah. In the background is my dream car; the Chrysler Dodge. I LOVE the colour!


This could be a new interpretation of the term, "French Kiss."



This is a fair dinkum "office block." The little squares are tinted window panels. The little specks of light are people who have already arrived to work in their unusual workplace. It is in opposition to the antique and ornate surrounding buildings.


This building has absolutely no resemblance to the iconic greek counterpart. But it was a visual delight to walk past every morning on the way to school.

The beautiful buildings looked like the set for a fantasy movie.

Adding to the fantasy theme; one morning the men were cleaning the area where the water fountains ejaculated with artistic splendour. It involved purging the underground pipes with steam. (Looked magical to my starry eyes.)

Check out the awesome reflection of the phoenix palms and the roof line on the glassy pavement.















Definition of Gourmand: a person who loves to eat and drink.


The french experience provides the opportunity to wallow in the epicurean delights of fine cuisine, delicious, fragrant meals and savour the dégustation of various delectable delights on sale in patisseries everywhere. I have had the good fortune of dining in Peter Gordon's "Dine," where I proudly announce that my son, an accomplished chef, has gifted an unforgettable meal to myself, my husband and my mother. It was here, for the first time in my life, that I was introduced to a whole new world of eating. In the ambience of fine dining, the word "eating" gets substituted with "dining". The art form of the gourmand became a new vocabulary for me. 

However, the earthly realms of feeding myself 3 to 4 times a day,here in France, has its feet firmly planted in reality. I can't help but continue to view food as a way to fuel myself for effective mechanical function. And so, alas, I am not motivated to splurge on the fine dining that is a possibility while I stay in France.

Having said that, I am now about to share with you some foodie thoughts, experiences and observations whilst I enjoyed a two week séjour in Nice.

Below is a photo of the most delicious, tasty and artfully presented Salade Niçoise that was prepared for me by my divine hostess, I. She greeted me with this work of art, oeuvre, on my first evening in her Parisian-styled waterside apartment.

                                      


Here is another version of the same salad. I ordered this salade nicoise for lunch at a café in Nice. I was blown away, by it's magnificence. It tasted every bit as good as it's appearance.



                                   


Here is a blackboard menu of all the meals that are typical from this southern region. What a bummer that the words are incredibly illegible. 

The meals that are typical from this region are almost entirely made up of vegetables.



Dining at a nearby café for lunch every day became a very enjoyable experience. Bread and water are always served with meals. Meals are eaten as many courses. This is unlike the way we eat meals in NZ where vegetables and meat are mixed together on the same plate. In France the main meal of the day is lunch. Most shops and businesses close for two hours at 12 midday. Dinner is us usually very, very light and late. Cheese is always served as a course. The french are cheese gourmands. They love all sorts of fresh soft, untreated cheeses. Often when there is an unpleasant odour in someone's house or kitchen, it is due to the presence of cheese. I have stunk my fridge out a couple of times with the pungent, maturing fromage

All meals are ALWAYS prefixed with "bon appetit!" It is a very contagious politesse.

Clinking glasses for "cheers," in french, is "Santé!" Every single person's glass is chinked with much hearty goodwill.

                           


At the end of the week, the language school students were invited to partake in a meal that enabled us to taste all the food that is typical of this region. I can't begin to find words to express how disappointed I was. The food was cold, flaccid, bland and embarrassingly indigestable. With good manners and fine etiquette, I managed to swallow the food without gagging. When asked if I liked it, I smiled and said, "It's delicious, thank you." I wonder if anyone else thought about the food the same as I did? No-one gave any indication that they were struggling.  "Beurk!" is a French onomatopoeic word for "Yuck!" The presentation lacked any sense of aesthetics.


                                              


When I stayed with a friend in her fantastic country home in the mountains, I was offered a wine. A selection of green bottles were plonked on the table. I had absolutely no idea what any of them tasted like. So we proceeded to have a small amount from each of the bottles. Er ..... none of them tasted nice, although I didn't say so aloud. I think that maybe they were all homemade. I have discovered that it is very, very common to make your own wine, spirits, liqueurs and aperitifs.

                                                       
Staying with my adorable french hostess was a highlight of my stay in Nice. Meals were not provided in the price of the accommodation. I was allowed to use the facilities in the kitchen. However, I took this as an opportunity to eat lunches, but really skimp on dinners. One evening, I was completely blown away when I. presented me with a tray of homemade vegetable soup, omelette, salad and bread. I thanked I. profusely and was deeply touched with her kindness. It is with shame that I confess that I really didn't feel like eating. I was coming down with a terrible cold and my appetite was zero. It's at times like this, that politesse is imperative and I managed to eat most of this wonderful meal.

                                       


This is a poor photo of a world famous ice cream vendor. There must have been at least 50 different flavours to choose from. Tourists gleefully treat themselves from the magnificent selection. It is possible to purchase mega-multi combinations. I guess it's a bit like the Pokeno ice-cream phenomenon. Unfortunately, again, my appetite was zero, so I gained a great deal of pleasure through watching others eat their ice creams.


                                         

The Saturday morning markets in Nice, provided a visual symphony of epicurean delights. Here is a stall of dried fruits. Wow! What a selection!

                                     



The strawberries, already packed into cute, little white punnets, looked gorgeous. The bright red colour belied the bland flavour. How disappointing. Nothing can ever beat the taste of tasting a freshly -picked strawberry  from a home garden.

                             

The selection of fresh fruits seduced me with their bright colours. Kiwifruit is grown throughout France, Spain and Italy. They are always rock hard, bland and quite disgusting to eat. Why anyone buys them, I don't know.

                                   

                                  

In my experience, the french people talk about food ALL THE TIME. Kids talk about food, teenagers talk about food, adults talk about food .... I have even overheard army boys talking about their mother's cooking, sharing food preparation ideas, and talking about ingredients of restaurant meals. 

Fresh food is an imperative in the french vocabulary. 

There is very, very little salt added to anything. 

Nougat is a divine sweet treat, that costs a fortune to buy.

The french are definitely connoisseurs when it comes to chocolate. There must be thousands upon thousands of different varieties of chocolate available for sale. Many connoisseurs turn up their noses to the inferiority of milk chocolate.

At the end of my stay in Nice, I decided to splurge out and order a "plat du jour". The simple dish of chicken cooked in a mushroom sauce, was an unforgettable, taste-bud explosion of creamy perfection. I sat outside in the sun: the seagulls screeching overhead; the Corsica ferry's horn booming across the port; the bleat of Vespa's screaming around the corner; an animated french conversation between a group of  lunchtime diners; all enhancing the flavour of my mediterranean meal.


                                   

"Bon appetit!"